Coffee + Martini Glass = Freaking Awesome

On the nights I was there the lounge was mostly quiet, perfect for
a book and a gin and tonic and enjoying the open bar and evening
canapés or the sweeter petit fours of an evening with a hot
chocolate. Some company would have been nice too.

Sofitel Melbourne Club
Lounge
Breakfast is a hybrid buffet and à la
carte, having scrambled eggs, bacon fruit and cereal on the bar and
a slightly changing menu of a 'big breakfast', eggs benedict etc.
I'd highly recommend the ricotta hotcakes.

Pine Nut and Honey Ricotta Hotcakes @
Sofitel Club Lounge, Melbourne
Those of you who know me, and those of you that finish reading this
sentence know that I love coffee. Most of you even know that I like
*ahem* a drink or two. So when I hit the Atrium Bar at the
Sofitel
Melbourne the night I landed I started to relax, To understand
the atmosphere in this bar you need to appreciate the layout of the
Sofitel Melbourne. Even though the reception is based on the lower
floors the hotel itself does not start until the 35th floor,
perched on top of an office tower. This is where you'll find the
Atrium Bar and it's skylight another 15 floors
above.

Atrium Bar @ Sofitel
Melbourne
I went through a couple of drinks,
starting with a fig and scotch martini that was nice except I'm not
the biggest fan of scotch - the figs almost made up for it. I ended
up with heaven in a glass with an espresso martini. Goddamn it was
good, heck, it even had crema thick and frothy enough to hold up
whole beans... It wasn't like any of the other espresso martini's
I've had before, this had a dash of frangelico in it I think.
I think I've found a reason to dust off my own martini
glasses.

Espresso Martini - Sofitel
Melbourne
Fast Tortellini Soup with Chared Sourdough

Fast Tortellini Soup with Chared
Sourdough
Fast Tortellini Soup with Chared Sourdough
- Serves 2
500g Packet of Fresh Tortellini (I used veal)
1L Box of Ready Made Beef Consommé
1 Bunch of Broccolini
2 Slices of Sourdough
1 Garlic Clove
Put the consommé into a saucepan and bring to the boil. Meanwhile,
heat a grill pan.
When the consommé is boiling, add the tortellini and return to the
boil. Drizzle the grill pan with some olive oil and place the
slices of sourdough on the grill pan. Leave until thick black lines
are formed on the bread. Turnover and repeat for the opposite side.
When you turn the bread over, rub the hot side of the bread with
half of the garlic clove.
By the time this is done the pasta should be about ready. Break up
the broccolini into bite sized pieces and toss in the
consommé.
The other side of the bread should be ready by now so take it off,
slice in half and serve two pieces per person. Divide the soup,
tortellini and broccolini between each person and serve.
Optional: If you've got larger soup bowls and want to add an extra
bit of style to this dish, place the slices of bread under a
griller/broiler topped with cheese until it's golden and bubbly.
Float in the bowl when serving.
Batteling Turks seemed an easier way to get my croissant

Macro Café, King Street,
Newtown
Unsurprising for the neighborhood, the
post-hippie generation feminist matriarchal vegan families seem to
be flocking to this place in numbers as large as the uni-students
taking advantage of the free wireless internet. If you can at all
avoid it while queuing to place your order (no table service),
don't stand behind one of the aforementioned feminist vegan
matriarchs placing her order especially if they're heavily
pregnant. Instead of picking something off the menu board that
meets their stringent dietary requirements they seem to instead
rattle off all of their dietary restrictions and the reasons why to
the poor waitress trying to find something they can eat. 10 minutes
later she settled a garden salad with a hard boiled egg. Obviously
she's not a real vegan. I bet she doesn't even pocket-mulch. If I
wasn't afraid of loosing my seat I'd have tried to sneak into the
kitchen and slip some bacon into her food.
As far as what I ate, I settled a simple ham and cheese croissant
and a pot of byron chai. $4.50 for the chai I could understand, but
I was a little concerned at the $9.50 for the croissant! If it
wasn't for the fact that I'd already queued and there weren't many
more options for breakfast in the direction my travels were taking
me I'd have probably left and found something else. WIth a bit of a
surprise I ended up being presented with a substantial croissant
with either emmental or jarlsberg cheese, good quality ham. tomato
and baby spinach. It really was a meal in itself. I did think it
odd that the menu board didn't mention it. Now I understand why it
cost so much.

Croissant from Macro
Café
I tried to make croissants from scratch many moons ago and even
though they tasted okay, they were a right pain in the arse and I
vowed never to make one again. I might give it another go some time
but no. Real hand made croissants can easily take a professional
days to make, mine took four days and another two days to
clean the kitchen! There are plenty of rumors as to the origin of
croissants, including Polish bakers hearing the early morning
tunneling of Turkish soldiers whom alerted the local authorities
and ambushed the Turks. To honor the victory in the battle, the
bakers supposedly made croissants in the shape of the crescent moon
on the Turkish flag. All this in the 700's, nearly a thousand years
before the earliest reference to puff pastry! They are more likely
a French variation of a Viennese pastry. I'd still rather cross an
armed Turkish soldier than cross the feminist vegan to ask her to
hurry up and order.
Tea, toast, blogs and some sunshine

Bitton Gourmet's Strawberry Vanilla
Jam
Oh, and the muisic, The Tellers'
More
Ironically, you didn't even have to chew the beef cheek
Eventually I get a menu, eventually the waitress comes back to take my order, eventually I get my drinks, eventually I get my food. Saying that though, if I'd gotten the braised beef cheek ($18.50) that I ordered any faster I might have had to send it back. To a chef that has a large menu full of relatively quick dishes, like the asian inspired duck salad that I almost went for, having a couple of slow food items can really throw you. If you slow cook something and hold it in a perpetual state of almost finished like you have to in a restaurant - heating it and getting it on a plate too fast will cease the meat, make it tough ruining hours worth of braising.

Braised Beef Cheek from Grub &
Tucker, Newtown
If you haven't had beef cheek but like lamb shanks, I'd suggest
giving it a try. Like shanks, cheek is a very well used muscle
group so it's hard and tough and needs long slow cooking to make it
tender and even more than a shank, you get that wonderful
gelatinous mouth feel that just means winter for any self
respecting carnivore. This dish was served on a bed of potato
purée, sliced green beans and broccoli, unfortunately the greens
were a little over done and even with the flourish of fresh parsley
over the top it still lacked both the freshness and the body you'd
expect for a dish that's obviously meant to warm you from the
inside. The beef cheek itself was excellent mind, but the jus
lacked body, a handful of black peppercorns in the jus while it was
simmering would have fixed it.
On the plus side, a walk down King Street on a Saturday night is
really what this neighbourhood is all about. Instead of having to
deal with drunks and drug addicts along Oxford Street, I found
street performers and artists and a happy active crowd of onlookers
enjoying the spectacle. Best of all, I met the group of artists
that put together Oh Really
Magazine, picked up a piece of their artwork (free with a
donation!) and commissioned them to do some work for me. I love
Newotwn.

Oh Really Pig
Packing. You're doing it wrong

Fisher and Paykle 519L Fridge for
Sale
I' like to say it was entirely due to
the fact I was sick, but unfortunately, this is how I usually pack
to move house, turning my kitchen draws upside down over a box,
taping it up and dealing with the mess at the other end. Just watch
out for the steak-knives!

Box of cutlery and utensils from my
last house move

